If you’ve come here for recipes or food reviews, I’ve tagged all such posts “recipe” and “hotdoglobster”.
I was raised in South Louisiana with a fine appreciation for food. I still love food in its many incarnations, but I’ve tried to shape up my eating habits and strive for something resembling a balanced diet, which sometimes is successful. Take your supplements, especially if you don’t sleep much and/or work 80 hours a week.
When I was ten my grandmother told me that if I didn’t learn how to cook and clean I’d never get a man. I argued that it was the 90′s, Mamaw, and people didn’t follow such strict gender rules anymore. I realize now that knowing how to cook and clean is more beneficial for my own survival and hygiene than any procreative instinct. That said, I still fucking hate to do the dishes.